uncle mikey reckons it makes as much sense to have a team mascot that only only shows up at home in the late innings when you're down as it does naming the team after a city and a county where they don't play (except the occasional freeway series when they're at Chavez Ravine --- but they're still not home and the monkey ain't welcome there). He thinks it should be changed to the Rally Rats from the concession stands, who like all loyal fans show up early and stay late. More fitting for the Tragic Kingdom, but uncle mikey don't make the rules, and that's that. In any event, and with whatever mascot they've got, GO HALOS!
