Not your grandfather's crooning Bing on this one. Nobel laureate for Peace Al Gore say there ain't gonna be many more White Christmases unless we get our collective acts together. That's not good, because that means no more skiing, and we'll all have to fly to Dubai to hit the slopes. uncle mikey wonders how much energy they use to run an indoor ski slope in the desert, and what it's gonna take to get those knucleheads to knock it off and go back to having fun in sand dunes. Gulf War III? Aren't they our buddies? Oh well, Merry Christmas anyway!
